Nathan: What a Fork In The Road Will Do To You

@echo off

:Start
color 7
cls
echo What is your name?
set /p name=
echo So your name is %name% !
pause

:The Crossroads
cls
title The Crossroads
echo On your way to a nearby town, you come across a crossroad.
echo There are three paths, one to the left, one to the right, and one straight ahead. 
echo Which do you take?
echo.
echo 1.) Left
Echo 2.) Right
Echo 3.) Straight
echo.

set /p var=Which do you take?:
if %var%==1 goto left
if %var%==2 goto right
if %var%==3 goto straight

:left
cls
echo You decide to take the left path. 
pause
goto hole

:right
cls
echo You decide to take the right path.
pause
goto cave

:straight
cls
echo You decide to keep walking straight ahead.
pause
goto house

:hole
cls
title The Hole
echo As you are walking, you see a hole.
echo You think you can see something in the hole.
echo What do you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Keep walking. 
echo 2.) Look down the hole.
echo 3.) Screw it. Jump down the hole.
echo.

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto walking
if %var%==2 goto look
if %var%==3 goto jump

:cave
title The Cave
cls
echo As you are walking you happen upon a dark cave.
echo The cave appears large and leading downward.
echo What do you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Keep walking.
echo 2.) Walk into the dark cave.
echo. 

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto walking2
if %var%==2 goto insidecave

:house
title The House
cls
echo You keep walking for hours. The sun starts to fall
echo You begin to think you took the wrong path.
echo You happen upon a small house. The residents might know where the town is you think.
echo What do you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Forget these people. You'll find your own way.
echo 2.) Walk up to the house.
echo. 

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto walking3
if %var%==2 goto house1

:walking
cls
echo You decide to walk right on past the hole.
echo There would be nothing interesting in there right?
pause
goto ending1

:ending1
cls
echo After walking for an hour, night begins to fall.
echo Luckily, you come across a town.
echo You check in at a local inn and go to sleep.
echo After you wake up, you can't remember why you came to the town in the first place!
echo You then head back up the road to go back to where you came.
echo End.
pause
goto Start

:look
cls
echo Keeping in mind the saying, look before you leap, you look down the hole to find it about 20 feet deep.
echo Because you looked, you now know that you need to use your ninja-parkouring skills to climb down the hole.
pause
goto Hole1

:jump
cls
echo You decide to jump down the hole without looking down.
echo Because the hole is about 20 feet deep, you end up breaking your legs.
echo Good job, now you need medical attention.
pause
goto Hole2

:walking2
cls
echo You decide to ignore the cave and keep walking.
echo Good thing too. Bears and all sorts of bad things lurk in caves.
pause
goto end2

:end2
cls
echo You keep walking along the path for a few hours, and night begins to fall.
echo You're feeling hungry and thirsty now.
echo Luckily for you, a hunter finds you and takes you to his house.
echo After a hearty meal, he then lets you sleep for the night.
pause
cls
echo The next day, the hunter gives you directions to town. 
echo after following them, you find yourself in town.
echo You get what you were after and then you leave.
echo End
pause
goto start

:walking3
cls
echo You stumble your way through the darkness. You somehow find yourself in a wolf den.
echo What do you do?
echo. 
echo 1.) Fight the wolves.
echo 2.) Run
echo 3.) Invite the wolves to a tea party.
echo.

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto fight
if %var%==2 goto run
if %var%==3 goto teaparty

:Hole1
cls
echo Now that you are in the hole, you see a few things around you.
echo To start off with, you find a dead body.
echo Looks like he died jumping down the hole.
echo Good thing you looked down and happened to have climbing abilities.
pause
cls
echo The dead body appears to have a flashlight on it.
echo Should you pick it up?
echo.
echo 1.) Yes
echo 2.) No

set /p var=Should you pick it up?
if %var%==1 goto flashlight 
if %var%==2 goto noflashlight

:flashlight
cls
echo You decide to pick up the flashlight.
pause
goto choice

:noflashlight
cls You decide to not pick up the flashlight.
pause
goto choice1

:choice
cls
echo After looking around a bit more, you see a tunnel.
echo Should you go in or leave the hole?
echo.
echo 1.) Leave
echo 2.) Explore the tunnel.
echo 3.) Stay in the hole.

set /p var=Should you stay or leave?
if %var%==1 goto leave
if %var%==2 goto intunnel
if %var%==3 goto stay

:leave
cls
echo You decide to leave the hole and continue on your way.
echo Once you leave the hole, you continue down the road
pause
goto ending1

:intunnel
cls
echo You decide to explore the tunnel.
echo You turn on the flashlight and start walking.
pause
cls
echo After walking for a few hours, you have found nothing of note. A few rocks, some bugs but nothing too major.
echo Just as you start to think that you will be stuck here forever, you find a hatch.
echo What should you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Open the hatch and leave.
echo 2.) Stay.

set /p var=What should you do?
if %var%==1 goto town
if %var%==2 goto starve

:starve 
color 4
cls
echo You decide to stay in the tunnel.
echo Your flashlight starts to flicker and then dies.
echo You just keep stumbling in the dark, not able to find your way.
pause
cls
echo You die from dehydration.
pause
goto Start

:town
cls
echo You open the hatch to find yourself in a town.
echo It just so happens to be the town you were heading towards.
echo So, just what is it you were here to do again?

set /p thing=
echo Just as you get started to %thing%, you realize it is pitch black out.
echo You realize that you should stop doing %thing% for the moment and just go to sleep.
pause
cls
echo You awake and get to doing %thing%.
echo End
pause
goto Start

:Hole2
cls
echo You can see from your viewpoint a dead body.
echo It looks like he died from falling.
echo You see a flashlight in its hand.
echo Do you take it?
echo.
echo 1.) Yes
echo 2.) No

set /p=Do you take it?
if %var%==1 goto flashlight3
if %var%==2 goto flashlight4

:flashlight3
cls
echo You decide to take the flashlight
pause
goto choice2

:flashlight4
cls
echo You decide to not take the flashlight.
pause 
goto choice3

:choice2
cls
echo You notice a tunnel on the far side of the hole.
echo Now that you have a flashlight, should you try to explore the tunnel or not?
echo.
echo 1.) Try to explore.
echo 2.) Do nothing.
echo 3.) Climb out

set /p var=What should you do?
if %var%==1 goto try
if %var%==2 goto nothing
if %var%==3 goto silly

:silly
cls
echo You can't climb out your legs are broken.
pause
goto choice2

:try
color 4
cls
echo You try to move, but you don't get very far.
echo After about an hour you've only gone a few feet.
echo After you've died from dehydration, you've only gone about a mile.
echo End
pause
goto Start

:nothing
color 4
cls
echo You decide to do nothing to delay the inevitable.
echo You die right next to the dead body you found there.
pause
goto Start:

:choice3
cls
echo You can barely make out an outline of a tunnel on the far side of the hole.
echo what should you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Try to explore.
echo 2.) Do nothing.

set /p var=What should you do?
if %var%==1 goto try
if %var%==2 goto nothing

:choice1
cls
echo After your eyes adjust, you notice a faint tunnel.
echo What shoud you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Leave the hole.
echo 2.) Go into the tunnel.

set /p var=What should you do?
if %var%==1 goto leave
if %var%==2 goto intotunnel1

:stay
cls
echo You decide to stay in the hole, for some reason.
pause
color 4
cls
echo You stay in the hole so long, that you die.
echo End
pause
goto Start

:intotunnel1
color 4
cls
echo Since you have no flashlight, you fumble your way through the darkness.
echo You trip over a rock and fall unconcious.
pause
cls
echo And you never wake up.
echo End
pause
goto Start

:insidecave
cls
echo You decide to enter the cave.
echo You pull out a flashlight from somewhere and turn it on.
echo As you walk into the cave, you see a giant open doorway.
echo What do you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Walk in.
echo 2.) Leave
echo 3.) Close the door.

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto walkin
if %var%==2 goto leavedoor
if %var%==3 goto close

:walkin
cls
echo You decide to walk in the doorway.
pause
goto insidethedoor

:insidethedoor
cls
echo Just as you walk in the door, there's a flash of light.
echo This flash is so bright, it knocks you unconcious.
pause
cls
echo You wake up after what you think is a few hours.
echo You rush out the door to get to town in time.
pause
goto wackytown

:wackytown
cls
echo You make it to town only to see some wierd things going on.
echo You shrug it off, thinking it as some kind of festival.
echo Because it is the middle of the night, you stop to rest at a local inn.
pause
cls
echo You wake up and get to doing...
echo Wait, what was it that you came to town to do again?
set /p thing=
echo Oh, that's right, you came to town to do %thing%.
pause
cls
echo Just as you get up to do %thing%, you hear some loud yelling.
echo You rush outside to see whats happening.
echo You see people outside doing all kinds of weird things.
echo You see some people trying to mop the floor with bananas.
echo You see people trying to make fire in water.
echo But worst of all, you see people protesting against people who do %thing%.
echo End
pause
goto Start

:leavedoor
cls
echo You decide to leave the cave.
echo As you turn to leave, you hear footsteps coming from behind you.
echo They keep getting louder and louder, faster and faster.
echo Just as you turn to see what is causing them, you are tackled.
echo You are then pulled to behind the door, and the door swings shut.
pause
cls
echo You are now trapped somewhere in a void.
echo You don't know for sure because it is in the middle of a void.
echo You then proceed to exist there for all of eternity.
pause
goto Start

:close
cls
echo You close the door.
echo You hear quiet screams from the door.
echo Perhaps it was for the best that it was closed.
pause
goto end2

:fight
color 4
cls
echo You decide to fight the wolves.
echo Seeing as you have no equipment or fighting capabilities, the wolves tear you to shreds.
echo End
pause 
goto start

:run
color 4
cls
echo You decide it best to run from the wolves.
echo You start to leave them behind when ah, your leg, it's caught in a bear trap.
echo The wolves catch up to you, and as they start to rip you flesh off, you see the silhouette of a man, who looks like Shia Labeouf.
pause
goto Start

:teaparty
cls
echo You invite the wolves politely to a formal tea party.
echo Wolves, as we all know are connoisseurs of tea.
echo As a result, the wolves can't resist your offer.
pause
cls
echo After the tea party, the wolves thank you for your tea.
echo The wolves are so grateful that they lead you to town.
pause
goto wolftown

:wolftown
cls
echo After the wolves lead you to town, you notice some strange things.
echo For starters, everyone is a wolf!!
echo You start to wonder what you can do, seeing as everyone's a wolf.
echo You can't really leave, seeing as the wolves will take offense to that.
echo So you live out your days, selling tea to the wolves so you don't die.
echo End
pause
goto Start

:house1
cls
echo You decide to approach the house.
pause
cls
echo You see a light on inside the house.
echo What do you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Knock on the door.
echo 2.) Open the door.

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto actualcannibal
if %var%==2 goto enter

:actualcannibal
color 4
cls
echo You knock on the door and someone enters.
echo It's Shia Labeouf! But wait he looks different.
echo That is the last thought that enters your head as Shia swings an axe at your head.
echo You then make a great meal for actual cannibal Shia Labeouf.
pause
goto Start

:enter
cls
echo You decide to not knock and just enter the house.
echo You open the door to find Shia Labeouf, sharpening an axe.
echo You would ask him for directions, but he looks different.
echo Maybe it's that look in his eyes, or maybe it's the blood all over his face and clothes.
echo What should you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Ask him what's up.
echo 2.) Wait a little longer.
echo 3.) You know how this goes, strangle him.

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto doit
if %var%==2 goto wait
if %var%==3 goto strangle

:doit
color 4
cls
echo You decide to ask Shia for directions.
echo Just as the words leave your mouth, he turns and looks at you.
echo 3 words exit his mouth, Just Do It!, as he lunges at you.
echo He chops you head off.
echo End
pause
goto Start

:wait
color 4
cls
echo You decide to wait it out and see what happens.
echo He hears your breathing, and turns to attack you.
echo You try to run, but you are too slow.
echo He catches up to you and gets you.
echo End.
pause
goto Start

:strangle
cls
echo You know what's up.
echo You decide to strangle Shia, he's clearly a cannibal.
echo You sneak up and strangle him.
echo After an intense struggle you think you've got him.
echo You pick up his axe, it could come in handy later.
echo You decide to head back up the road to find town.
pause
cls
echo After about an hour, you find yourself even more lost.
echo You keep walking, and then you feel a presence behind you.
echo You turn around, and Shia Surprise, you see Shia Labeouf, with a gun, and murder in his eyes.
echo Time seems to slow down, what do you do?
echo.
echo 1.) Do Jiu Jitsu
echo 2.) Run away
echo 3.) Try to fight him

set /p var=What do you do?
if %var%==1 goto JiuJitsu
if %var%==2 goto run1
if %var%==3 goto fight1

:run1
color 4
cls
echo You try to run away, but you forgot bullets go really fast.
echo You don't even get a foot away before you're dead.
echo End.
pause
goto Start

:fight1
color 4
cls
echo You try to fight him with the axe, but you can't get the axe out in time.
echo He pulls the trigger, and it all fades to red.
pause
goto Start

:JiuJitsu
cls
echo You do Jiu Jitsu, and knock Shia to the ground.
echo The gun falls from his hand.
echo You grab your axe, and at the top of his lungs he yells JUST DO IT!!!.
pause
cls
echo You the axe falls right to his neck.
echo You have just killed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
pause
cls
echo A few weeks pass. You are beyond lost now.
echo But you really don't care anymore.
echo Your encounter with Shia has left you changed.
echo Now your only thought is that you need to survive.
echo You have turned to cannibalism.
echo You are now Actual Cannibal %name%.
echo End
pause
goto Start