Cory: Adventure of the Quickscoper (My game's so good i deserve 2 posts)

@echo off
title The Adventure of the Quickscoper
Color F0
:start
cls
goto :LanguageSelect

:LanguageSelect
echo Please select your language
echo.
echo 1) English
echo 2) L33tSp3ak
echo.

set /p var=Please enter a command:
if %var%==1 goto :English
if %var%==2 goto :l33tsp3ak



:English
cls
echo A large man with 8-bit glasses approaches
echo.
echo  "Yo Man, what's your name?"
set /p name=
echo  "Name's Skizzity Rizzle, nice to see ya %name%"
pause
goto :1stsegment(english)



:1stsegment(english)
cls
echo Skizzity Rizzle then realizes something...
echo.
echo  "Yo, are you the real %name%?"
echo.
echo 1) Yes
echo 2) No
echo.

set /p realname=Answer:
if %realname%==1 goto :2ndsegment(english)
if %realname%==2 goto :1stsegmentdeath(english)



:1stsegmentdeath(english)
cls
echo Skizzity Rizzle shrugs and walks away
echo.
Color 4
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION
pause
Color F0
goto :start





:2ndsegment(english)
cls
echo  "Yo, this is awesome! I can't believe i get to meet a FaZe Clan member!"
echo.
echo 4) Say you're not in FaZe
echo 2) Say yes, simultaneously blasting an airhorn
echo 0) 360 YY QUICKSCOPE HIM
echo.

set /p response1=Response:
if %response1%==4 goto :2ndsegmentdeath1(english)
if %response1%==2 goto :3rdsegment(english)
if %response1%==0 goto :2ndsegmentdeath2(english)



:2ndsegmentdeath1(english)
cls
color 4
echo Skizzity Rizzle drops his head and walks sadly away
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION
pause
color F0
goto :start



:2ndsegmentdeath2(english)
cls
color 4
echo Skizzity Rizzle falls to the ground lifeless
echo Hundreds of quickscope police fall from helicopters, noscoping you!
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A (QUICK)SCOPING CHAMPION
pause
color F0
goto :start



:3rdsegment(english)
cls
echo Ears ringing, skizzity Rizzle faints and reveals a door labeled,"Noscope Arena"
echo.
echo 1) Enter door
echo 2) Don't open door
echo.

set /p response2=Decision:
if %response2%==1 goto :4thsegment(english)
cls
color D
if %response2%==2 echo just press the button
Echo Come on, just go in the door. I don't want to code something else. Do you understand that this took over three hours? Do you have any idea at all how long three hours is? I DARE YOU TO DO IT AGAIN! YOU'LL SEE THE SAME THING!
Pause
color F0
goto :3rdsegment(english)



:4thsegment(english)
cls
echo Among you is a vast array of sniper rifles framed in a wall
echo You step through a door, revealing a great colloseum
echo.
echo  "Are you ready to be de_stroyed, kid?"
echo.
echo 1) RUUUUUUUN
echo 2) Say,"Kid? I'm not the one that doesn't even have 50th Prestige!"
echo 3) Light a blunt
echo.

set /p response3=Choice:
if %response3%==1 goto :5thsegment1(english)
if %response3%==2 goto :5thsegment2(english)
if %response3%==3 goto :4thsegmentdeath(english)



:4thsegmentdeath(english)
cls
Color 4
echo As you puff your giant roll of wacky tobacci, you feel a strange feeling...
echo.
echo You die of marinomacrophy, a heart condition linked with the consumtion of
echo Marijuana
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION
pause
cls
color F0
goto :start



:5thsegment1(english)
cls
echo As you reach for the door at the end of the hall,
echo a fence begins to lower over it. Will you tempt fate?
echo.
echo 1) Take the risk
echo 2) Turn back and face the voice

set /p response4=Risk or Safety:

if %response4%==1 goto :5thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response4%==2 goto :6thsegmentpre(english)




:5thsegment2(english)
cls
echo  "How dare you make a fool of me! Prepare to face the wrath of Optic_Blaze!"
echo.
echo Prepare to enter the noscope arena! Would you like to see the rules?
echo.
echo 1) Rules? Who needs em'!
echo 2) What do I do?
echo.

set /p rules1=Please Decide:
if %rules1%==1 goto :6thsegment(english)
if %rules1%==2 goto :rules(english)



:6thsegmentpre(english)
cls
echo  "Ha! Your true cowardice shows!
echo  Prepare to fight the one and only Optic_Blaze."
echo.
echo Would you like to see the rules?
echo.
echo 1) Yes
echo 2) no

set /p prerules=Rules or Nah:
if %prerules%==1 goto :rules(english)
if %prerules%==2 goto :6thsegment(english)



:5thsegmentdeath(english)
cls
color 4
echo The gate slowly falls as you frantically try to open the door,
echo and it falls directly onto your head, Breaking it open like
echo a watermelon.
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
pause
color F0
goto :Start



:rules(english)
cls
echo You have entered the arena! Prepare to fight or die!
echo.
echo 1) use your weapons to defeat the Optic and FaZe members
echo 2) You have a Flamethrower, Water gun, and LeafyisHere (HSSSSSSS)
echo 3) depending on their names, use different weapons
echo.
pause
goto :6thsegment(english)



:6thsegment(english)
cls
echo Optic_Blaze lifts one of his Blaze rods, preparing to strike.
echo.
echo Which weapon do you use?
echo.
echo 1) Flamethrower
echo 2) Water Gun
echo 3) LeafyisHere

set /p response5=Weapon:
if %response5%==1 goto :6thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response5%==2 goto :6thsegmentwin(english)
if %response5%==3 goto :6thsegmentdeath(english)



:6thsegmentdeath(english)
cls
color 4
echo Optic_Blaze is unaffected.
echo He drops his rod of flame, burning you to a crisp!
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
pause
color F0
goto :start



:6thsegmentwin(english)
cls
echo Optic_Blaze falls and sizzles, dying from the water.
echo.
echo Congrats, you're a murderer!
pause
goto :7thsegment(english)



:7thsegment(english)
cls
echo Going into the next room, you are surrounded by many fountains and springs.
echo  "Fear me, for I am FaZe_Liquid!"
echo.
echo 1) Flamethrower
echo 2) Water Gun
echo 3) LeafyisHere
echo.

set /p response6=Weapon
if %response6%==1 goto :7thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response6%==2 goto :7thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response6%==3 goto :7thsegmentwin(english)



:7thsegmentdeath(english)
cls
color 4
echo Your weapon is inaffective, and you are struck with a large hammer.
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
pause
color F0
goto :start



:7thsegmentwin(english)
cls
echo The razor leaf cuts through him and absorbs the water.
echo.
echo The circle of life has done you well.
echo.
pause
goto :8thsegment(english)



:8thsegment(english)
cls
Echo The next chamber you enter is larger than the others...
echo  "Your final sight will be of me, Optic_Freeze!"
echo.
echo 1) Flamethrower
echo 2) Water Gun
echo 3) LeafyisHere
echo.

set /p response7=weapon:
if %response7%==1 goto :8thsegmentwin(english)
if %response7%==2 goto :8thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response7%==3 goto :8thsegmentdeath(english)



:8thsegmentdeath(english)
cls
color 4
echo The weapon merely hits the ice, doing nothing. You then are crushed with an Ice mallet!
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
echo.
pause
color F0
goto :start



:8thsegmentwin(english)
cls
echo Optic_Freeze is vaporized before your very eyes.
echo You proceed into the next room with severe caution.
echo.
pause
goto :9thsegment(english)



:9thsegment(english)
cls
echo  "Ha ha ha! You may have been able to defeat the others, but will you defeat me, FaZe_Potassium?"
echo.
echo 1) Flamethrower
echo 2) Water Gun
echo 3) LeafyisHere
echo.

set /p response8=weapon:
if %response8%==1 goto :9thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response8%==2 goto :9thsegmentwin(english)
if %response8%==3 goto :9thsegmentdeath(english)



:9thsegmentdeath(english)
cls
color 4
echo You are destroyed with the power of K!
echo Why didn't you pay attention in chemistry?
echo.
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
pause
color F0
goto :start



:9thsegmentwin(english)
cls
echo You fall to the ground from the massive explosion...
echo.
echo You awake in the final arena. Gabe Newell and many other pro gamers are framed around the arena.
echo  "Alas, the legendary %name%! I look forward to your success..."
echo The masked man drops his weapon.
echo  "%name%, I am your father."
echo.
echo 1) Kill yourself
echo 2) Bow to your family name.

set /p response9=How do you respond?:
if %response9%==1 goto :win1(english)
if %response9%==2 goto :10thsegment(english)



:win1(english)
cls
color 2
echo You have successfully taken your life, getting away from this stupid story!
echo.
echo CONGRATULATIONS, NOW YOU'RE A...Dead...man?
pause
goto :credits



:10thsegment(english)
cls
echo  "Ha! I knew that you would be complient. I, Gabe Newell, your father,
echo  present you two options. Enter MLG heaven, where you can Rek Noobs for
echo  as long as your heart desires, or go to the depths of Hell and create
echo  chaos across the land with your skills."
echo.
echo 1) hell
echo 2) heaven

set /p response10=Your final choice as a mortal:
if %response10%==1 goto :hell(english)
if %response10%==2 goto :win4(english)



:win4(english)
cls
color 2
echo You have chosen the modest and honorable path...what a loser.
echo.
echo CONGRATULATIONS! NOW YOU'RE A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
pause
goto :credits



:hell(english)
cls
echo In the depths of Satan's lair you are finally rewarded.
echo.
echo  "I, Donald Tr- Satan...Satan...present you with two choices:
echo  Nuke Earth, or noscope the mortals forever, courtesy of me."
echo.
echo 1) NUUUUKE IT!!!!!11!!1!
echo 2) We shall noscope together

set /p hellfinal= Muahhahahahahahah:
if %hellfinal%==1 goto :win2(english)
if %hellfinal%==2 goto :win3(english)



:win2(english)
cls
color 2
echo You and Donald Satan watch the world collapse upon itself together.
echo.
echo CONGRATULATIONS! NOW YOU'RE A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
pause
goto :credits



:win3(english)
cls
color 2
echo Many years pass by of you and Satan Trump as you Pwn noobs.
echo.
echo CONGRATULATIONS! NOW YOU'RE A NOSCOPING CHAMPION!
pause
goto :credits



:credits
cls
echo A huge thanks to:
echo.
echo -Sean
echo.
echo -Firestorm
echo.
echo -Tyrone
echo.
echo -My mom
echo.
echo -Anita Sarkeesian
echo.
echo -The spanish inquisition
echo.
echo -All of nazi germany
echo.
echo -9gag
echo.
echo -Le memes
echo.
echo -Sean's mom
echo.
echo -Aderall
echo.
echo -Butterslam.com
echo.
pause
color F0
goto :start





::From this point forward is l33tsp3ak. (english) is (l33t). variables have a , after them. credits stay the same





:l33tsp3ak
cls
echo A larg3 man w1th 8-b1t glass3s appr0ach3s
echo.
echo  "Y0 Man, what's y0ur nam3?"
set /p name=
echo  "Nam3's Sk1zz1ty R1zzl3, n1c3 t0 s33 ya %name%"
pause
goto :1stsegment(l33t)



:1stsegment(l33t)
cls
echo Sk1zz1ty R1zzl3 th3n r3al1z3s s0m3th1ng...
echo.
echo  "Y0, ar3 y0u the r3al %name%?"
echo.
echo 1) Y3s
echo 2) N0
echo.

set /p realname,=Answer:
if %realname,%==1 goto :2ndsegment(l33t)
if %realname,%==2 goto :1stsegmentdeath(l33t)



:1stsegmentdeath(l33t)
cls
echo Sk1zz1ty R1zzle shrugs and walks away
echo.
Color 4
echo YOU HAVE FAILED AT BECOMING A NOSCOPING CHAMPION
pause
Color F0
goto :start





:2ndsegment(l33t)
cls
echo  "Y0, th1s 1s aw3s0m3! 1 can't b3l13v3 1 g3t to m33t a FaZ3 Clan m3mb3r!"
echo.
echo 4) Say y0u'r3 n0t 1n FaZ3
echo 2) Say y3s, s1multan3ously blast1ng an a1rh0rn
echo 0) 360 YY QU1CKSC0P3 H1M
echo.

set /p response1,=Response:
if %response1,%==4 goto :2ndsegmentdeath1(l33t)
if %response1,%==2 goto :3rdsegment(l33t)
if %response1,%==0 goto :2ndsegmentdeath2(l33t)



:2ndsegmentdeath1(l33t)
cls
color 4
echo Sk1zz1ty R1zzl3 dr0ps h1s h3ad and walks sadly away
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3C0M1NG A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N
pause
color F0
goto :start



:2ndsegmentdeath2(l33t)
cls
color 4
echo Sk1zz1ty R1zzl3 falls to th3 gr0und l1f3l3ss
echo Hundr3ds 0f qu1cksc0p3 p0l1ce fall fr0m h3l1c0pt3rs, n0sc0p1ng you!
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3C0M1NG A (QU1CK)SC0P1NG CHAMP10N
pause
color F0
goto :start



:3rdsegment(l33t)
cls
echo 3ars r1ng1ng, sk1zz1ty R1zzl3 fa1nts and r1v1als a d00r lab3l3d,"N0sc0p3 Ar3na"
echo.
echo 1) 3nt3r d00r
echo 2) D0n't 0p3n d00r
echo.

set /p response2,=Decision:
if %response2,%==1 goto :4thsegment(l33t)
cls
color D
if %response2,%==2 echo just press the button
Echo Come on, just go in the door. I don't want to code something else. Do you understand that this took over three hours? Do you have any idea at all how long three hours is? I DARE YOU TO DO IT AGAIN! YOU'LL SEE THE SAME THING!
Pause
color F0
goto :3rdsegment(l33t)



:4thsegment(l33t)
cls
echo Am0ng y0u 1s a vast array 0f sn1p3r r1fl3s fram3d 1n a wall
echo Y0u st3p thr0ugh a d00r, r3v3al1ng a gr3at c0ll0s3um
echo.
echo  "Ar3 y0u r3ady t0 b3 d3_str0y3d, k1d?"
echo.
echo 1) RUUUUUUUN
echo 2) Say,"K1d? 1'm n0t th3 0n3 that do3sn't 3v3n hav3 50th Pr3st1ge!"
echo 3) L1ght a blunt
echo.

set /p response3,=Choice:
if %response3,%==1 goto :5thsegment1(l33t)
if %response3,%==2 goto :5thsegment2(l33t)
if %response3,%==3 goto :4thsegmentdeath(l33t)



:4thsegmentdeath(l33t)
cls
Color 4
echo As you puff y0ur g1ant r0ll 0f wacky t0bacc1, y0u f33l a strang3 f33l1ng...
echo.
echo Y0u d1e 0f mar1n0macr0phy, a h3art c0nd1t1on l1nk3d w1th th3 c0nsumt1on 0f
echo Mar1juana
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3COM1NG A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N
pause
cls
color F0
goto :start



:5thsegment1(l33t)
cls
echo As y0u r3ach f0r th3 d00r at th3 3nd of th3 hall,
echo a f3nc3 b3g1ns t0 l0w3r 0v3r 1t. W1ll y0u 3empt fat3?
echo.
echo 1) Tak3 th3 r1sk
echo 2) Turn back and fac3 th3 vo1c3

set /p response4,=Risk or Safety:

if %response4,%==1 goto :5thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response4,%==2 goto :6thsegmentpre(english)




:5thsegment2(l33t)
cls
echo  "H0w dar3 you mak3 a f00l of m3! Pr3par3 to fac3 th3 wrath 0f 0pt1c_Blaz3!"
echo.
echo Prepare to enter the noscope arena! Would you like to see the rules?
echo.
echo 1) Rul3s? Wh0 n33ds 3m'!
echo 2) What d0 1 d0?
echo.

set /p rules1,=Please Decide:
if %rules1,%==1 goto :6thsegment(l33t)
if %rules1,%==2 goto :rules(l33t)



:6thsegmentpre(l33t)
cls
echo  "Ha! Y0ur tru3 c0ward1c3 sh0ws!
echo  Pr3pare t0 f1ght th3 0n3 and 0nly 0pt1c_Blaz3."
echo.
echo W0uld y0u l1ke t0 s33 th3 rul3s?
echo.
echo 1) Yes
echo 2) no

set /p prerules,=Rules or Nah:
if %prerules,%==1 goto :rules(l33t)
if %prerules,%==2 goto :6thsegment(l33t)



:5thsegmentdeath(l33t)
cls
color 4
echo Th3 gat3 sl0wly falls as y0u frant1cally try t0 0p3n th3 d00r,
echo and 1t falls dir3ctly 0nt0 y0ur head, Br3aking 1t 0p3n l1k3
echo a wat3rm3l0n.
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3C0M1NG A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
pause
color F0
goto :Start



:rules(l33t)
cls
echo You have entered the arena! Prepare to fight or die! This is formal, so its not in l33tsp3ak!
echo.
echo 1) use your weapons to defeat the Optic and FaZe members
echo 2) You have a Flamethrower, Water gun, and LeafyisHere (HSSSSSSS)
echo 3) depending on their names, use different weapons
echo.
pause
goto :6thsegment(l33t)



:6thsegment(l33t)
cls
echo 0pt1c_Blaz3 l1fts 0n3 0f h1s Blaz3 r0ds, pr3par1ng t0 str1k3.
echo.
echo Wh1ch w3ap0n d0 y0u us3?
echo.
echo 1) Flam3thr0w3r
echo 2) Wat3r Gun
echo 3) L3afy1sH3r3

set /p response5,=Weapon:
if %response5,%==1 goto :6thsegmentdeath(l33t)
if %response5,%==2 goto :6thsegmentwin(l33t)
if %response5,%==3 goto :6thsegmentdeath(l33t)



:6thsegmentdeath(l33t)
cls
color 4
echo 0pt1c_Blaz3 1s unaff3ct3d.
echo H3 dr0ps h1s r0d 0f flam3, burn1ng y0u t0 a cr1sp!
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3COM1NG A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
pause
color F0
goto :start



:6thsegmentwin(l33t)
cls
echo 0pt1c_Blaz3 falls and s1zzl3s, dy1ng fr0m th3 wat3r.
echo.
echo C0ngrats, y0u'r3 a murd3r3r!
pause
goto :7thsegment(l33t)



:7thsegment(l33t)
cls
echo G01ng 1nt0 th3 n3xt r00m, y0u ar3 surr0und3d by many f0unta1ns and spr1ngs.
echo  "Fear me, for I am FaZe_Liquid!"
echo.
echo 1) Flam3thr0w3r
echo 2) Wat3r Gun
echo 3) L3afy1sH3r3
echo.

set /p response6,=Weapon
if %response6,%==1 goto :7thsegmentdeath(l33t)
if %response6,%==2 goto :7thsegmentdeath(l33t)
if %response6,%==3 goto :7thsegmentwin(l33t)



:7thsegmentdeath(l33t)
cls
color 4
echo Y0ur w3ap0n 1s 1naff3ct1v3, and y0u ar3 struck w1th a larg3 hamm3r.
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3C0M1NG A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
pause
color F0
goto :start



:7thsegmentwin(l33t)
cls
echo Th3 raz0r l3af cuts thr0ugh h1m and abs0rbs th3 wat3r.
echo.
echo Th3 c1rcl3 0f l1f3 has d0n3 y0u w3ll.
echo.
pause
goto :8thsegment(l33t)



:8thsegment(l33t)
cls
Echo Th3 n3xt chamb3r y0u 3nt3r 1s larg3r than th3 oth3rs...
echo  "Y0ur f1nal s1ght w1ll b3 of m3, Opt1c_Fr33z3!"
echo.
echo 1) Flam3thr0w3r
echo 2) Wat3r Gun
echo 3) L3afy1sH3r3
echo.

set /p response7,=weapon:
if %response7,%==1 goto :8thsegmentwin(english)
if %response7,%==2 goto :8thsegmentdeath(english)
if %response7,%==3 goto :8thsegmentdeath(english)



:8thsegmentdeath(l33t)
cls
color 4
echo Th3 w3ap0n m3r3ly h1ts th3 1c3, d01ng n0th1ng. Y0u th3n ar3 crush3d w1th an 1ce mall3t!
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3C0M1NG A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
echo.
pause
color F0
goto :start



:8thsegmentwin(l33t)
cls
echo 0pt1c_Fr33z3 1s vap0r1z3d b3f0r3 y0ur v3ry 3y3s.
echo Y0u pr0c33d 1nt0 th3 n3xt r00m w1th s3v3r3 caut10n.
echo.
pause
goto :9thsegment(l33t)



:9thsegment(l33t)
cls
echo  "Ha ha ha! Y0u may hav3 b33n abl3 to d3f3at th3 oth3rs, but w1ll you d3f3at m3, FaZ3_P0tass1um?"
echo.
echo 1) Flam3thr0w3r
echo 2) Wat3r Gun
echo 3) L3afy1sH3r3
echo.

set /p response8,=weapon:
if %response8,%==1 goto :9thsegmentdeath(l33t)
if %response8,%==2 goto :9thsegmentwin(l33t)
if %response8,%==3 goto :9thsegmentdeath(l33t)



:9thsegmentdeath(l33t)
cls
color 4
echo Y0u ar3 d3str0y3d w1th th3 p0w3r 0f K!
echo Why d1dn't y0u pay att3nt1on 1n ch3m1stry?
echo.
echo Y0U HAV3 FA1L3D AT B3COM1NG A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
pause
color F0
goto :start



:9thsegmentwin(l33t)
cls
echo Y0u fall t0 th3 gr0und fr0m th3 mass1ve 3xpl0s1on...
echo.
echo Y0u awak3 1n th3 f1nal ar3na. Gab3 N3w3ll and many 0th3r pr0 gam3rs ar3 fram3d ar0und th3 ar3na.
echo  "Alas, th3 l3g3ndary %name%! 1 l00k f0rward t0 y0ur succ3ss..."
echo Th3 mask3d man drops h1s w3apon.
echo  "%name%, 1 am y0ur fath3r."
echo.
echo 1) K1ll y0urs3lf
echo 2) B0w t0 y0ur fam1ly nam3.

set /p response9,=How do you respond?:
if %response9,%==1 goto :win1(l33t)
if %response9,%==2 goto :10thsegment(l33t)



:win1(l33t)
cls
color 2
echo Y0u hav3 succ3ssfully tak3n your l1f3, g3tt1ng away fr0m th1s stup1d st0ry!
echo.
echo C0NGRATULAT10NS, N0W Y0U'R3 A...D3ad...man?
pause
goto :credits



:10thsegment(l33t)
cls
echo  "Ha! I kn3w that y0u w0uld b3 compl13nt. 1, Gab3 N3w3ll, y0ur fath3r,
echo  pr3s3nt y0u tw0 0pt10ns. 3nt3r MLG h3av3n, wh3r3 y0u can R3k N00bs f0r
echo  as l0ng as y0ur h3art d3s1r3s, 0r g0 t0 th3 d3pths 0f H3ll and cr3at3
echo  cha0s acr0ss th3 land w1th y0ur sk1lls."
echo.
echo 1) h3ll
echo 2) h3av3n

set /p response10,=Your final choice as a mortal:
if %response10,%==1 goto :hell(l33t)
if %response10,%==2 goto :win4(l33t)



:win4(l33t)
cls
color 2
echo Y0u hav3 ch0s3n th3 m0d3st and ho0n0rabl3 path...what a l0s3r.
echo.
echo C0NGRATULAT10NS! N0W Y0U'R3 A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
pause
goto :credits



:hell(l33t)
cls
echo 1n th3 d3pths 0f Satan's la1r y0u ar3 f1nally r3ward3d.
echo.
echo  "1, D0nald Tr- Satan...Satan...pr3s3nt y0u w1th tw0 ch01c3s:
echo  Nuk3 3arth, 0r n0sc0p3 th3 m0rtals f0r3v3r, c0urt3sy 0f m3."
echo.
echo 1) NUUUUKE 1T!!!!!11!!1!
echo 2) W3 shall n0sc0pe t0g3th3r

set /p hellfinal,= Muahhahahahahahah:
if %hellfinal,%==1 goto :win2(l33t)
if %hellfinal,%==2 goto :win3(l33t)



:win2(l33t)
cls
color 2
echo Y0u and D0nald Satan watch th3 w0rld c0llaps3 up0n 1ts3lf t0g3th3r.
echo.
echo C0NGRATULAT10NS! N0W Y0U'R3 A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
pause
goto :credits



:win3(l33t)
cls
color 2
echo Many y3ars pass by 0f y0u and Satan Trump as y0u Pwn n00bs.
echo.
echo C0NGRATULAT10NS! N0W Y0U'R3 A N0SC0P1NG CHAMP10N!
pause
goto :credits

Be modest and humble. <-- Two important things in life.
Anyways, good game and good job!

Alright, Ill be modest. I held back a little bit. I think it deserves three

*Makes third post*

Wow.